Cripple dick


when you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her v-g-n- crushes your d-ck and instantly kills your b-n-r.
steven: yo, i got cripple d-ck from smashing makyala yesterday.

matt: d-mn bruh, now we can be cripple d-ck buddies!

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