cripple mode
when you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. it is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. it’s xantastic.
“man i sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!”
“d-mn dude i don’t even remember last night, i must have been in cripple mode.”
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