crippled bagpipe
when you’re f-cking a girl in the -ss and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your d-ck.
jenny wouldn’t let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had mexican for dinner and she was afraid she’d sh-t all over my d-ck.
Read Also:
- Cristele
the best girlfriend you could ever ask for. a person with this name normally tends to be very sweet, caring, honest, sensitive, beautiful, s-xy, and trust worthy. anyone with this name is surely a great gf. mandy: so did you really die and come back from the dead angela: yes and i saw heaven mandy: […]
- Critter Jinx
when you try to shoot a critter in buck hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn. i can’t get a perfect site in buck hunter because i have critter jinx.
- crmnb
an abreviation for “cry more noob”. when said very rapidly, beyond most peoples ability, it may simply sound like so, “crmnb”. cra-mu-nub him/her #1: why dont i get to roll on that? him/her #2: crmnb
- crucivixen
a femaly thats only in the flesh that stripper is one h-lla crucivixen a hot mama “dark” chick. that grl is a total curcivixen a totally hot/gothic female that chick is a total crucivixen!
- Crude sex slavery
the lowest form of s-x slavery and is cruel and degrading. it is the kind of s-x slavery that you hear about when they talk about human trafficting. it is completely different from the hetaira s-x slave system that uses women who are pampered and highly trained. a lot of people don’t like crude s-x […]