Crippled Pirate
a comical s-x act in which a man getting a bl-wj-b shoots his load into a woman’s eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. he then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
she didn’t want to swallow, so i pulled out and hit her in the eye. i kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
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