crippling dick


when your d-ck is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra -ssistance to get a hard-on. also known as ol’ man d-ck.
“awh dammit, i got a crippling d-ck, so i can’t slam martha tonight because i can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some v–gr-.”

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