crippreality
crippreality is when you are asked to do something however are not willingly ready to move. you try to move and are unable to, giving you the sudden realisation of having crippreality.
slim- “could you go and get me the bong from in the kitchen”
me- “eugh i don’t really want to move”
slim-“please”
me- -goes to move- “omg i can’t move my legs i just can’t. i think i have crippreality.”
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