cris cyborg
the women’s ufc featherweight champion of the world!
cris cyborg, “the baddest woman on the planet” is currently the best female fighter in the world. there is a problem here though. when i went to see her fight for the ufc featherweight belt against tonya e i had to naturally use the men’s restroom. as i was standing there taking a p-ss cris cyborg walked in and stood at the urinal next to me and “she” took a long, loud, splashy, foul smelling brown colored p-ss. i glanced down and saw that she had a rather large d-ck. it was very dark colored and had a purple head the size of a tennis ball. it was by far the biggest p-n-s i had ever seen. i think cris might be a dude.
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