Crispix
slang term used to define a person of mixed asian and mexican descent. originates from kellogg’s crispix® cereal, which is advertised as “corn on one side, rice on the other.”
“dude, what’s up with the new kid, javier cortés-de-fujisaki? is he a crispix or somethin’?”
reaching a level of extreme drunkenness that causes you to perform silly actions.
man last night i was so crispix that i walked all the way home from this club after only being there for a short time.
to crispix, verb.
strapping a small, defensless animal (preferably a rodent) into a toy vehicle and chucking said vehicle down a flight of stairs.
my little brother crispixed his hamster, and it was twitching for three days!
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