crispy benjamin
in a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. he procedes to -j-c-l-t- on the female counterpart’s chest, spreading the s-m-n in an even, uniform manner. whilst the s-m-n is drying, the male invites a third companion to the jamboree. when it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the s-m-n from the first female’s chest and eats them as if they were tasty pringles fresh out of the can.
lois: i’ll have fish and chips please.
dana: i’ll have what she’s having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.
waiter: this may take a while!
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