crispy creamer


when two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. the following combination of sweat, saliva, and v-g-n-l fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.
“yo, i heard madison got with sharon for a crispy creamer.”
when you put a doughnut(s) around your p-n-s and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while locking the sweet icing off of said p-n-s.
dude, see that fat b-tch? i’m gonna give her the crispy creamer! she does look hungry.

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