Crispy Fist
the act of lubricating your hand with vaseline, or another similar substance, and then dipping the lubricated hand into a pile of sand or similar gritty substance. once the lubricated hand is acceptably gritty, the hand is then inserted into your partner -n-lly. the rapid pumping motion of the hand along with the rugged texture will rip at the -n-s and cause extreme pain and also extreme pleasure, -ssuming the masochism is a s-xually gratifying experience.
synonyms include, revenge of the sand people, sandy cheeks, gritty salad, and happy happy fun time……………………….. with sand.
tom gave me one h-ll of a gritty salad last night. i couldn’t sit for hours.
that rectal exam was a handful of petroleum jelly and sand away from being a crispy fist.
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