Crispy Nut


a crispy nut is when you are about to c-m and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the p-n-s instead of them man juices. a crispy nut only occurs when a man ‘has no more nuts to give’ because he has made his quota.
tiffany-“i thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a m-ssive load on my face, instead he gave me a crispy nut”

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