crispy salty shrimp
perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. available at the world-famous grand chau chow, located in the heart of chinatown in boston, ma. i believe the name says it all. featured dish amongst the chef’s recommendations for obvious reasons. retails for $12.95. only $11.95 if you don’t remind removing the sh-ll yourself.
waiter: what can i get you guy?
litwin: don’t call me guy. could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
waiter: so you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
litwin: nah f-ck it. let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
weinberg: could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
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