Crispy Squeeler
1) after a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little “crispy” and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that’s where the term “squeeler” comes from.
2) going in dry. due to the lack of moisturization, it is a “crispy” v-g-n- and it obviously doesn’t feel good, hence the term “squeeler”.
3) an old piece of bacon.
1) i woke up this morning and she wanted a crispy squeeler, so i just bit the bullet and got it over with.
2) i got impatient and she was moving slow, so i just went in for the crispy squeeler. she was not happy.
3) i couldn’t find any real food for breakfast this morning, but i found a crispy squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
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