crispy tortilla
when a person prematurely -j-c-l-t-s while wearing his underwear and then the ejaculatory fluid later hardens and becomes crispy, yet flaky, like a tortilla.
matt- “hey zac how did your date go with tristan?”
zac- “dude, she dry humped the sh-t out of me and gave me a crispy tortilla.”
matt- “way to go zac, way to go.”
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