Criss Angel
modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks…
crissangel.com
criss angel is awesome.
check out criss angel this summer on a&e!
the worlds best illusionist
one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)
this man is beautiful,
very talented
the best ilusionist ever! (despite what other people may tell you.)
watch criss angel on a&e at 10:00 p.m., like i do!
a man who is obviously a closet h-m-, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an “illusionist”
“i am criss angel. where is my eye liner and hair gel?”
middle aged man who dresses as a goth kid and is an ideological bigot.
“who is criss angel?”
a man who can make magical illusions happen to appear very very real. he has had a television show for years now and he can do many amazing things. he is most definitely ftw. he is also known by his stage name mindfreak.
i am going to las vegas to see the amazing magician criss angel.
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