CRISTIAN
cooliest guy on earth people are jelous.
he can be really funny and fun to be with.
loves to play sports especially baseball.
can be a big pain but thats okay because
he will always make you smile. he is a good
kisser too and loves to flirt alot.but is very
honest to whom he is with.
“hey look its that cristian dude!!”
“i herd he’s a charm”
a common mexican name. is a person that is very cool, funny a great friend. he will always put a smile on your face. he likes to play sports and is ready for anything. he is well know for having a very large d–k and very good in s-x. girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. he is also a hustler, s-xy and has ideas that can make a lot of money. other then that a great person
” hey that guy is very cool. his being a cristian”
hey cristian!!! lets go see some strippers”
linda: wow last night i was with cristian and he was a animal”
girl: “hey cristian, you s-xy man are you going to bring your special friend tonight”
“that guy is such a cristian”
nicest kid in the whole world.
that is super musically talented.
and is amazing at art.
always puts a smile on your face.
and i bet hes super good at running too.
meow.cristian
a dude that is blesses with a lovely and sweet family and is always surrounded by great pals and awesome friends. he will never be left alone in this crazy world. ironically, he always insist on being strong and independent. a strong dude that has a great world of his own.
a: who is that ?
b: that is cristian
a: sh-t i just j-zz in my pants
a super sweet, loving, caring, funny guy who is always finding new ways to make you laugh/smile. he is very p-ssionate and likes to keep his girl happy. he is a very faithful and loyal friend and boyfriend. he is somebody that you just love to be around and can’t get off your mind. he’ll always be there to comfort you when you need it. he likes to stay active and paint. when it comes to his girlfriend he likes to make sure that she knows he loves her by always telling her and reminding her in cute ways. he does get a little jealous but only because he loves her so much he doesn’t want to share her or ever lose her. he puts a lot of effort into the relationship and isn’t a jerk like most guys. he will treat you very special and make you feel like a princess. if you don’t know what true love is, you’ll find out with him. he’s the best person in the world!
“cristian is soo sweet! did you see what he did for his girlfriend?”
“i can’t keep cristian off my mind! i just love him so much”
the coolest guy on earth, also a pimp.
“oh look at him! he’s so cool, and he’s such a pimp! he’s definitely a cristian!
a straight up pimp who don’t love them hoes a rich succesful multi-milllionaire who gets all the girl as soon as he steps in the room can be very charming and has a million dollar smile and has the strongest weed/wax in the united states
did you see his stack on money?
i wish i can smoke like him
dayum bro he took yo girl
i wish cristian was my pimp so i can make money like him
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