cristinitis
when you are overcome by the sudden beautiful presence of cristin! it makes you hop up and down on one foot in excitement, and it also makes your blood pressure go so high that you will probably get a heart attack and die ;( so cristin is a murderer! 😮 so even if you <333 cristin stay away from her or else you will get cristinitis!!! my grandfather died from cristinitis when he saw cristin yesterday. ;(
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