Cristovalitos
it’s a very delicious snack, quick and easy to make. it’s a burrito filled with flaming hot cheetos with nacho cheese (sour cream optional) probably the best burrito you would ever taste. idea originally came from a vato staying in the tx panhandle area, who was living on his own and was in a hurry to eat and was craving something, so just threw stuff together. posers now days may call them meritos, but those are just youngsters who don’t know much about the history of the cristovalitos
guy: aye bro i’m hungy!
kool guy:let’s make cristovalitos there easy and fast.
guy:you mean meritos?
kool guy: get the f-ck out my house poser!
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