Crit

an abbreviation for ‘critical hit’, a term used in dice-based role playing games which indicates the best possible damage result in combat.
“i rolled a crit with my battleaxe, and did double damage on the ogre chieftan.”
slang used in roleplaying game dungeons and dragons, a critical hit.
i just critted with my broadsword!

undead can’t be critted, duh.
when a pokemon lands a “critcal hit”. ussually sends the pokemon’s master into a state of s-xual ecstasy
“my typhlosion get a crit” oooooh crit!!!!!!!!!! –j-c-l-t- in pants–crazyetack
v. to partake in a group discussion/-n-lysis of any body of original work, in particular art or literature.

v. to give criticism.
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n. a group meeting whose purpose is -n-lysis and discussion, in the hopes of providing feedback on your work.

n. an -n-lysis of your work that can either be positive (read: ego builder) or negative (read: soul crushing) depending on the ideas or views of the critics.(usually occurs after a milestone in a project and with an audience of peers.)
v.

-the teacher announced that we would be critting at 8am sharp tomorrow morning, and that everyone’s partic-p-tion was mandatory.

-i will be critting at the final show on monday afternoon.
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n.

-mark presented his project at the crit.

-“i got the best crit of my work!” julia exclaimed.
originally derived from the gaming community as an abbreviation for a”critical hit”, the term crit is a newly emerged racist term directed primarily towards christians who purposely engage in discussions of atheists, muslims or other ethnic/unethnic groups to provoke or convert those in he discussion.

crits ted to generally be straight, white, right-wing bigots with little respect for other races, religions, or s-xual preferences; and usually support the same ideals as the u.s. republican party, along with the movements for “white-oppression” and “heteros-xual rights”. they are also mixed up in the many controversies that the republican party covers such as 911, the moon landing, and the liberal government’s supposed ploy to disarm all americans and take over.
“i just couldn’t get through to the guy. he just kept rambling on about the government taking over. what a crit.”

“so you’re telling me that if the bible stated that 2+2=5 you’d believe it? looks like we’ve gota crit over here.
the act of immediate sh-ts after the use of crack or cocaine.
dude, the crits h-t me after that b-mp.
a person who is jacked, athletic, and get p-ssy on the regular
the quarterback is such a crit. i wish i could be like him.

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