Critizen
noun.
1. an individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. portmanteau of “critic” and “citizen”.
2. anybody writing anything anywhere on the internet.
when dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.
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