crizz
to cry and j-zz simultaneously. the short feeling of regret during/after solo masturbation. gives a kleenex two jobs.
i was masturbating alone to the romantic comedy, beauty and the briefcase, and then crizz(ed) all over the place.
relating to a place where one resides at.
jimmy: yo man whats the deal for tonight?
timbo: lets pregame at the crizz then dip out and go to the bars.
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