Croach
a funny way to say c-ckroach.also known as croachys :d
oh no!a croach came out from under that trashcan!
a substance found in a bud buster after busting a large amount of roaches. croaches are the crystals from the roaches that build on a bud buster like normal crystals do off weed. these roach crystals are very potent.
– yo i busted a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.
crystal roaches. this occurs when a large amount of roaches is busted in a coffee grinder(bud buster). the crystals of the roach stick to the walls of the buster, like crystals off weed. the croach is then scr-pped off the buster and rolled or smoked in a pipe/bong.
– man croaches f-ck me up
– yo was buster a ounce of roaches and got way too many croaches.
the heavy paper at the end of a marijuana blunt.
“yo, croach that blizzy, no scoobies on the tongue.”
croaching : the act of cramming the -n-s with branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.
origin : bizarre s-xual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as “rowing” or “rugby”.
1. i feel like a croach
2. s/he needs to be croached
3. i’ve just been given a good croaching
4. “stop behaving badly, or i’ll have you croached”
someone of complete coaching power, they are the best coach there is
“today at practice croach was so awesome, she’s the best croach i’ve ever had”
“d-mn look at that croach over there, lemme holler”
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