Croatian butter thrust
the croatian b-tter thrust is an ancient s-x practice that dates back to 200 a.d., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. the first step is for a guy to start having s-x with a girl. right when he is about to c-m, he pulls out and shoves a stick of b-tter up her v-g-n- instead. then, he proceeds to f-ck her with the stick of b-tter until it melts. warning: this can sometimes be very messy.
john: bro i gave maria a croatian b-tter thrust last night, it was so intense!
craig: i wondered why your couch was so oily today!
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