Croatian Heartbeat
the sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a croatian person. dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of croatian descent.
doctor – “my g-d, you have the strangest heartbeat i’ve ever heard!”
patient – “no, i’m just croatian. what you’re hearing is actually a standard croatian heartbeat.”
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