Croatian Taco Tornado
every girl’s dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the ctt provides. only three ingredients are necessary: one croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka v-g-n-). after compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) then just listen and enjoy the moans… the groans… the “oh god”‘s and finally the “let’s do that again”.
guy 1: yo man did you hear what sime did last night to bethany?
guy 2: dude… i know… he totally hooked her up with the croatian taco tornado!!
guy 1: oh yeah that… well he also ate my b-tt hole later that night.
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