Croc Light
the s-xual act of shoving a flashlight up the -n-s of an unsuspecting, sleeping, female.
damon: “dude, let’s croc light rachel!”
allison: “yeah let’s do it!”
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when someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal. to pretend; simulate. anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit. a false belief or opinion. a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact: that’s so gardenhome. this diamond necklace is gardenhome.
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