Crock topper
the giver of a crock topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty b-tt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). the resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient’s p-n-s, usually followed by other s-xual activities.
“honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?”
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