Crockket


too disgusting to be considered ratchet. just so disgusting you don’t even know what to do with yourself.
crockket things are: rainbow weaves, aero clothes, origami, seeing the “cats” musical, owning furry critters (preferably ferrets), and bringing your laptop to starbucks just so people think you’re writing a novel.

oh, and also the hair on a girl’s leg after she has a cast on.

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