Crocodile Blow-Job
whilst a man is recieving a bj, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a ‘death-roll’, rolling from side to side until he finishes.
for the females part, she is to try and say “crikey, he’s c-mming right for us” in an austrlian accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
alex: last night a gave kris a crocodile blow-job!
charles: but did she say “crikey!”
alex: i’m not sure with all the gagging!
charles: steve irwin would be proud!
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