Crocodile Kicker


one who usually spends the day on the porch, rifle in hand, sipping ice tea with 18 kids in their ford pick up truck and a possum in the oven for some grub.

synonym for “hick” or “hillbilly”
jessie-lou is such a crocodile kicker!

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