Crocodile Shears
noun:
one of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. this is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
the inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). this device was clamped to the victim’s p-n-s and once the p-n-s has been “cooked” enough, the p-n-s was ripped off.
when i found out what crocodile shears were i barfed.
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