Crofter
crofter.
or
crofta (for people who can’t spell or are actually from the croft)
people with low self-esteem and no moral standards ofter found in sc-m infested council estates. easily recognisable by a can of special brew in one hand a f-g in the other and a mouth like a burnt out fuse board.
ofcourse you stole that money out of my bag your a “crofter””crofta”
best get to post office for my dole otherwise my lecki will run out like a proper “crofter””crofta”
what do you mean my kids are black that’s just muck forgot to pay my water cause i iz a “crofter””crofta”
wake up in the morning feeling like a “crofter””crofta” get my jobless -rs- outta bed for 12 walk to the postie with ma tinni pushing ma pram with ma kiddi f-ck knows who the dad is could be the local paki
what’s got 500 feet and no teeth??…. the post office cue on dole day
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