crogers
a croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a b-n-r so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.
it can also be used as a verb, as in “i crogered in your closet last night”, or “stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep”.
pr-nounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
guy one: “dude dont invite ryan to your house, hes such a crogers.”
guy two: “well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!”
guy one: “ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something”.
guy two: “dayam”.
pr-nounced see-rogers
a small, crabby, edgy, and often-times perceived as an angry/condescending while male with what appears to be anger-related issues, however, is simply just frustrated with the lack of action on what he feels should be immediate.
them: g-d, look at this sh-t, this needs to get done now, that person is out back poking the dog, rob went home, ugh.
me: wow, no need to get all crogers about it.
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