Crohn’s Top Shelf


this consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of crohn’s disease. this condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. this causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
dude last week me and eric and damon were at a bar in halifax and the f-cktard bouncer tried to kick those two out ’cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. luckily they missed me and i went to the can to give ’em a crohn’s top shelf for their trouble. my crohn’s was particularly bad that day so i left them a bl–dy diarhea stew in the tank.

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