Crompton
1) to throw an object 10 yards above a person’s head or 10 yards short of their feet.
2) to perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.
man, i would have caught that beer if you hadn’t cromptoned it!
to say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heteros-xual relationship.
“dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton”
the inability to play quarterback
crompton’s ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent
missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.
man, she wouldn’t have gotten pregnant if i hadn’t cromptoned.
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