Croner
croner: crooked b-n-r. an erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. this can make penetration very difficult and painful. however, my s-xual philsophy is “no pain, no gain.”
i saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh f-cka. unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my p-n-s, it bent into my -n-s.
the frequently used term “crooked erection” became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked b-n-r). croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
“someone threw a rock at my groin when i was a kid and now i have a croner.”
“that ogre carries his croner club every where he goes.”
“if you come near me, i will beat you down with my croner.”
when a thought blows your minds.
derived from a contraction of the words “cranium” and “b-n-r.”
i got a croner when i thought about what i would do with my lottery winnings.
t-st-cl-s b-lls nuts
i feel like i was kicked in the croners by my client.
i was so scared, my croners practically jumped into my throat!
i put a big pad on the gas tank of my ducati to protect the ol’ croners.
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