Cronus


1. the status of being a sad, pathetic canadian who has dedicated his entire life to talking about the actions of a person he dislikes.
2. taking the internet way too seriously. see synonyms at f-g.
“could you please stop talking about gunslinger? you’re being such a god d-mned cronus.”

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