Crooch
crooch is when you get cramp in your gooch, it is the bodies way to tell you that you have major b-tthurt.
will got crooch because he liked an offensive facebook page.
as sam slayed a dragon he could feel himself crooching up.
dawson was wiping his -ss when he got crooch.
a noticeable outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to unusual collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone extending to the v-lv-, on an otherwise thin and s-xy body.
it encomp-sses the pudendal cleft and might or might not extend to the full length of the l-b– majora.
according to some, a real crooch is one whose preponderance hides the cl-toral hood and, completely or in part, the l-b– minora.
generally used with a positive connotation.
introduced in northern new mexico, from crotch and pooch: literally a pooch on the crotch.
i love your crooch.
your crooch is so s-xy.
that’s not a crooch, you’re just fat.
such a smoking bod, and with a crooch too.
an outward rounding of the mons veneris (or mons pubis) due to noticeable collection of adipose tissue around the pubic bone on an otherwise thin body.
it encomp-sses the pudendal cleft and might or might or might not not extend to the full length of the l-b– majora.
used with a positive connotation.
introduced in northern new mexico, from pooch+crotch: literally a pooch on the crotch.
you have such a s-xy crooch
the mix of crotch and cooch. the location on your pants that you smell to know weather or not they are clean enough to wear.
friend 1: do my pants smell clean?
friend 2: oh h-ll no girl, get back! i’m not going to smell your crooch.
Read Also:
- Rageathon
n. a gathering, usually outside of work hours, which is antic-p-ted to spiral out of control; a raging party. john was planning on eric’s bachelor party becoming a rageathon.
- crudnium
the buildup of oils, particles, hair and dirt on and underneath overutilized and uncleaned computer keyboard keys, mice and other human interface peripherals. look at the crudnium behind those keys, there’s no way i’m using it without gloves!!
- Raft Juice
the juice made by squeezing a raft. vinnie is drinking an entire bottle of raft juice.
- Cow tongue
the inner part of the v-g-n- that resembles cow tongues she has some cow tongues!! a person who sucks a lot of d-ck (a ugly person) yo shirley is a cow tongue t-st-cl-s hanging out in the shape of a tongue cow tongue is t-st-cl-s look like a tongue.
- Cowputer
a computer used by cows in order to post ch-r-ographed videos on their youtube account. the cows used a cowputer to post a video on youtube