crook eye


a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile p-ssive agression. as giving somone “a look”.
1.-ssuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or p-ssive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching “the re glance”and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
a mythical ent-ty that exists in the ethereal plane but can control the actions of humans who abuse certain drugs such as cannabis.
man, you’re sure acting’ like a crook eye today. get the crook eye outta ya.

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