Crooked Niner
a bent d-ck caused by taking v–gr- with no way to take your pants off.
haha, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!
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right before you blow your load, pul out and put your d-ck between your wrist. as done in dragon ball z, yell “c-mmehameha”(instead of kamehameha) and shoot it in the girls face! c-mmehameha; girl: oh baby oh baby guy:(pulls out) c-mmeeeeamehaaaaaa!!!! girl: what he f-ck was that!!!???