crooked wrench


when you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his d-ck and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
sally: what’s up with the eye patch?

morgan: i got another crooked wrench in the eye.

sally: that sh-t sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

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