crookity
a ‘crookity’ is an virginity of a old, prefirabely r-t-rded individual that is lacking s-xual stamina and general hygiene.
‘sh-t m8, i took dis crookity lst nite- was wew soggeh initz’
-loling- ‘u wipe away da cobwebs blud?’
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