Crooksville
noun. a small town in southeastern ohio which, decades ago, was known far and wide for its pottery and china. now, however, it is far less renown. it is known to its inhabitants as a “hick town” or, often, a “stinkhole.” its school teachers reportedly teach the 3 r’s: reading, ‘riting, and the road out of crooksville.
“my town sucks! it’s like i live in crooksville or something.”
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