Crop Hopper
a friend who after you building up a relationship with someone, like growing a plant, you and ur bf/gf break up and the friend “hops” on to continue the relationship growing
basically, your friend steals your girlfriend/boyfriend
after 2 years of commitment, jack and jill break up. the next day, jacks dad picks up jill for a trip to the movies. what a crop hopper.
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