cropping
the art of strategically placing ones body in a photograph as to make that individual look different then they do in real life. this is cropping.
although cropping has taken place since the dawn of photography, it has gained in popularity in recent years do to mysp-ce and facebook.
many overweight girls take photos of the face in a pose that makes them actually look skinny and attractive. in some cases cropping can actually make a 2 turn into a 10 or dime.
cropping is relatively harmless except in cases were a girl tries to get a guy who is way out of her league only to be let down after he gets his c-ck sucked.
d-mn, this b-tch looked really hot on mysp-ce, so i decided i’d bang her. man, she had the biggest foopa i’ve ever seen. i made her change that cropping sh-t so not to trick anyone else.
obviously cropping someone out of a photo with a arm around you or equally important in the picture.
bossanova: hey that girl bianca has mad cropped pictures on face book she must be a skeeze
johny hammersticks: shes a cropping wh-r- man. wats new
the act of extreme shunning. one may only recover from being cropped if deemed so by the executive council of mandom.
executive 1: who are we cropping now?
executive 2: the girls that screwed that guy that we hate.
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