cropple juicing
when one sews up their -sshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. they then f-ck someone’s -sshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping -sshole. they then unsew their -ss and sh-t into the gaping -ss, making sure to lick off any of the sh-t that misses and/or drips off. the gaping -ss is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the -ss and then is vomited out. this vomit-sh-t is then used for urethral fingering lube. in order to prevent getting a uti, both parties urinate out the vomit-sh-t, which is what is called “cropple juice”.
1: dude, i love cropple juicing.
2: cool.
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