cropsharting
the unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public sp-ce, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench left behind will either go unnoticed or be blamed upon some innocent, unsuspecting victim, but discovering instead that one has just sh-tted one’s pants, thus putting oneself in a most awkward situtation, indeed.
yo, i was at the mall with shaniqua, when i suddenly had to fart like a mo’ fo’. i thought i’d be all james bond-like and sh-t and just go cropdusting. but dayom, i ended up cropsharting instead…
a failure to crop dust; the act of cr-pping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.
bro ha: hey borat, i just crop sharted in front of pamela.
borat: yeah i hate crop sharting around hot girls.
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