Cross Eyed Cricket
being awoken only to find an erect p-n-s in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket
bro she’s been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair joe paterno’s gl-sses.
that ho was reaching for the gas pump as i spun for a danza slap….it ended it the cross eye cricket
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