Cross-texting
when texts are accidentally sent to the incorrect recipient due to multiple concurrent conversations.
conversation a:
you: but, i had an awesome time last night and can’t wait to see you again.
her: you were amazing, you are the sweetest guy i have ever met! <3
you: hey, tell dad that the doctor said that fungus on my b-lls is only mildly contagious during s-xual intercourse.
her: what??????????????
conversation b:
you: merry christmas! i'll be over around 5 tonight.
mom: oh, merry christmas! i love you and your father and i can't wait to see you. drive safe.
you: yeah, just wait until i tongue punch your fart box and make you put my b-lls inside your b-tthole. then you'll really think i'm sweet! 😉 j/k
mom: kevin?
you: .......i think...i'm cross-texting...............
when multiple text threads between 2 people become confusingly ordered or arranged due to time lag and or subject matter.
him: hey'd you get my last text?
her: yeah i told you i'm down for that!
him: for which? the beach or dinner?
her: yes
him: hey call me we're just cross-texting. i'm totally confused now.
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